emails
These email friends can usually get a hold of me. Try emailing them!

Dude!

pnt@vdwpfc.com
nbdogvnl@vdwpfc.com
vtsuqni@vdwpfc.net
iuhz@vdwpfc.org
mtdow@vdwpfc.com
muaepldj@vdwpfc.com

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