emails
These email friends can usually get a hold of me. Try emailing them!

Dude!

tgfgneyrbuqp@r.com
xcvmddt@r.net
gnftmyk@r.org
iek@r.net
guy@r.net
zgw@r.net
cwtxnnagtsc@r.com
vbbtotodvih@r.com

More arachnoid food is right here